The Thumpety Mystery Subscription

Behind every pile of crap lies a great gift, and a middle finger in between. 

If you are curious to take a peek, love daring things, why not subscribe and try this out?

PS: The gifts inside may not be PG13.

1. The Woozy Mystery
A different piece of crap with no artificial flavours
To receive: 1 random postcard (A6 size)

2. The Whoopsie Mystery
Are you okay with a little crap or 2 thrown at you?
1 random postcard (A6 size) + 1 random fun thing

3. The Whoopity Mystery
Oops! We went a little overboard. Still dare to try this out?
1 random postcard (A6 size) + 2 random fun things

You can choose from

• 1 month subscription
• 3 months subscription
• 6 months subscription

You will receive one mail per month. Mail will be ship out every mid month. Items will be shipped by snail mail (no tracking)

Do note that items every month will be different, but definitely fun.