20 best Dad jokes on Reddit for a good laugh, or not?

Humors and jokes can never compete with the ones made by your Dad. You know a joke is coming when he puts down his newspaper and moves on to his classic finger-gun pose. What makes them funny is that they can be so corny yet endearing at the same time that you do not know whether to laugh or cringe at his jokes. But with all good intentions, let’s give your Dad a break and some credit for keeping the mood light. 
Scroll down for some of the best funny (or corny) dad jokes we picked out, and try it with your Dad. He’ll know.

 

#1

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

#2

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

#3

 I asked Dad how he plans to spend the day. He said, "first, Mom and I will go pick up our prescription glasses"
"And then we'll see."

#4

Don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado... It’s just a refreshing breeze!

#5

If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced…
"BOOM?!"

#6

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks, "How much?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"

#7

 If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back


#8

 If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back

#9

My wife told me, “Don’t stress out too much because your friends call you fat..” ...”You’re much bigger than that.”

#10

MOM: "How do I look?" 

DAD: "With your eyes."

#11

Why was the milk so relaxed?

It was chilling in the fridge.

#12

I wanted to tell a yoga joke.

But it was a bit of a stretch.

#13

Why don't eggs like jokes?

They crack up

#14

I was having an argument with my wife and she said I had a point

I didn't realise we were meant to keep score

#15

 What did one toilet say to the other?

You look a bit flushed

#16

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know y.

#17

When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m alcoholic

But when I drink Fanta, no one says I’m fantastic...

#18

I bought shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

#19

Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I’m going for a jog and then I don’t...

It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...

#20

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.

Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.


 

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